- "October, as you know, is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. To increase attention, I've whipped up a dye that will certainly increase visibility. Would you like a vial?"
- Option 1: "It will be my honor to wear this dye."
- Option 2: "If you don't mind, I'll call it Salmon-Colored Dye."
- Option 3: "This will go perfectly with everything else I'm going to dye pink!"