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Jiaru

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Jiaru
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Classification
Species: Human
Profession:
Level(s): 10

General[edit | edit source]

Jiaru is a man terrified of the Celestial Pig.

Location[edit | edit source]

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

"Ahhhhh! Oh, you scared me! I thought you were the pig. What pig you ask? You know the one! The celestial pig! Seventy-five feet tall, tusks as long as your arms, and a supernatural taste for blood... I have heard it said that if the pig is displeased with the meal you prepare, it will feast on you instead! Maybe I should take a short vacation to somewhere safe..."

I cannot imagine it being nearly as bad as you say.

"You clearly lack the mental acuity to survive the porcine invasion we are all about to witness. Have you even seen a celestial pig before? No? Then what makes you an expert? Well lets see what you have to say while you are being devoured alive!"