A character involved in the quest Failure to Communicate. You rescue him after talking to Anton
- "I'm too young to die! Too young, attractive...and modest!"
- "Help! Help me! I have a wife! And kids! And a pet!"
- "I won't tell you a thing no matter what you do to me! Wait. Ouch. Uncle!"
- "You don't want to eat me. I'm hallucinogenic! Like a toad...a really big toad!"
- "Ha ha. I have you all where I want you. My plan is working perfectly. Wait for it...wait for it..."
- The warthog next to him may be the pet he's referring to.
- Even after you "rescue" him, he's still inside the cage.