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Sodomize me!

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You may vandalize this userpage; the kinkier your hardon, the longer it will stay up!
It is OK to poke this user, even though he is in the special category!
In fact, you may poke him mercilessly. As a courtesy, please keep the original chickens of his insanity out of your trousers.
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Mendel Babbyeater
"I love the tender flesh of the young!"

This is what mendel does in his spare time (Try and read between the lines)
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Hi, I am mendel. I play Guild Wars on all 4 campaigns casually, going for Drunkard (= scraping), following the meta, failing all side quests, looking up all builds on PvX and abusing consumables. More time on the wiki = less time for Guild Wars. I only play PvP. I have no powers here on GuildWiki; whether I also have admin wisdom remains to be proven. However, I did manage to get my DEX over 9000!!!!! I can jump over trees. (Believe it) Who am I?

Wikimail me?

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This user's RL partner
plays Guild Wars.
booger If we are going to crash, then I want to go out in style, doing things my way and following my heart. Entropy, 3 Nov 08
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This user dared Warwick
to throw up on herself.
∞+1 This user page has been vandalized ∞+1 times.
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As in any good traditional commercial, here are some quotes badly ripped out of context to make them appear more favorable than they originally were. Sorted in reverse chronological order.

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There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.

Patrick's sequel to "The Name of the Wind" is called "The Wise Man's Fear", and it's finally out.

For an interesting webcomic statement on books vs. electronic media see here.

Michael Mendolphin · Miguel El Mending Touch · More languages... 
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Michael Mendelsohn · Miguel El Mendson · More languages...

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