User:Revan The Retarded

====Active Character: Revan The Retarded====

This character is a follower of Melandru. The eternal nature.

Primary Profession: Ranger
Build: "B/P (PvE) Interrupter (PvP)"

HP: 505"
Energy: 30

Age: 408 hrs. 54 mins. (17 days)
Deaths: 735

Armor: Full Primeval (Fully Runed including Survivor Runes, Sup. Marksmanship, Sup. Vigor & Infused)

Bow(s):

• Forgotten Longbow
• Deldrimor Longbow
• Ironwing Longbow
• Zealous Stormbow of Defense (Dyed White) (Main Weapon)
  

==Other Misc. Info==

• Revan originally was a Kournan soldier until he became enlightened and disillusioned; upon experation of Revan's enlistment contract, Revan intentionally neglected to re-enlist. Revan worked as an ironweed farmer thenafter until one day when he, quite literally, drunk himself retarded. That night, him and some buddies got a bright idea which did not exactly go as planned. He awoke the next day, unaware of anything that transpired the previous night, enlisted in the Sunspears.

==Favorite Quotes==

• Stop acting retarded.
• That was retarded.
• Koss is retarded.
• I hate to interrupt but...that is my partner you are attacking...

==Pet==

• Lil' Retard (Lvl 20 Black Moa).

=Titles Earned=

1. Survivor (1)
2. Companion of the Kurzicks (3)
3. Legendary Spearmarshal (10)
4. Slayer of Champions (8)
5. Revered Lightbring (7)
6. Mysterious Agent (4)
7. Stout Delver (2)
8. Adventurer of the North (1)
9. Not Too Clumsy (2)
10. Seeker of Wisdom (1)
11. Elonian Explorer (60%)
12. Canthan Explorer (60%)
13. Lucky (1)
14. Unlucky (1)

• Retard Rating: 1142x2 (Legendary Retard Bonus)= 2284 (1st 2 digits = number of total tracks; every digit there after = sum of all ranks)

==Goals (in no particular order)==

1. 1. Acquire Max Title Track.
      1. 1. Max out Norn Title Track.
         2. Max out Lucky Track
         3. Max out Unlucky Track
         4. Max out Wisdom Track
      2. Acquire Treasure Hunter Track
         1. Max out Treasure Hunter Track
      3. Acquire Conniseur Track
         1. Max out Connisuer Track
      4. Acquire Party Animal Track
         1. Max out Party Animal Track
      5. Acquire Drunkard Title Track.
         1. Max out Drunkard track
   2. Acquire Max Title Track rank 2
      1. Tame Rainbow Phoenix
      2. Complete EoTN expansion.
   3. Acquire Chaos Gloves.
   4. Acquire Mask of the Mo Zing.
   5. Dye Primeval armor black.
   6. Acquire Superior Vigor rune for armor.## Capture all elite skills in Varajar Fells.
2. Complete all non-primary missions acquired.
3. Complete all goals set.

==Did You Know?==

* This character enjoys exploring Tyra.
* This character enjoys causing Kournan soldiers to have a bad day.
* This character enjoys interrupting a fight between two parties and taking them both out.
* This character enjoys slaying Charr.
* This player is the "Minor Edit King"

=Trivia=

This user is a member of the Jora Fan Club. Hot Viking Chick...Duh!!!

	This user plays for the territory of North America.

PvE	This user is primarily a PvE player.

PvX	This user plays both PvE & PvP.

This user is a Monk by nature.

P F N E

This user plays all GW installations: Prophecies, Factions, Nightfall and Eye of the North.

This user likes to pick up every single drop no matter how crappy.

This user may steal userboxes that he thinks are cool.

This user has a good heart.

This user enjoys solice from time-to-time.

This user just wishes to be accepted.

This user fully expects others to use him as a scapegoat for group-failure.

This user is actually a Deacon is real life.

This user is fastidious.

This user is trying to create his own Userboxes. (and fails)

This user likes beautiful landscapes.

This user is a follower of Kormir. The eternal truth.

This user's favorite campaign is Factions.