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Archive~6 Oct 2007 ---- Archive~19 Nov 2007 ---- Archive~15 Dec 2007---- Archive~8 Feb 2008 ---- Something rather empty~9 Feb 2008 ---- Archive~28 Feb 2008 ---- Archive~29 March 2008 ---- Archive~23 April 2008 ---- Archive~29 May 2008 ---- Archive~17 July (double digits) ---- Archive~28 August

First Spam[edit source]

Yarly. I'm also deeply disappointed in you guys :< --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 17:30, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

osry Felix Omni Signature.png 17:41, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
Sorries accepted. --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 17:48, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
fourth Cress Arvein Cress sig.JPG 18:21, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

wub[edit source]

You didn't give me time to wish you a happy birthday. (I'd call you noob but it's your birthday so I won't today.) Anyway, <3 and I hope it was good. --Shadowcrest 21:22, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

My birthday was yesterday (when you posted that comment, 2 days now). So imo you had enough time :P Still, thanks. --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 11:20, 29 August 2008 (UTC)

d3wiki[edit source]

is srs bsns--Relyk 08:09, 30 August 2008 (UTC)

Srsly. --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 08:24, 30 August 2008 (UTC)

omg[edit source]

nova missed ur burfdai? Q.Q happy belated burfdai! — Nova Neo-NovaSmall.jpg(contribs) 00:26, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

Only by a bit, lol :P Thankies. Only my family and my mentor were on time with my birthday, so, don't worry, you're not the only one. --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 12:40, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

/wave[edit source]

I didn't get to say bye back, which defeated the purpose. :( --Shadowcrest 20:38, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

And that was my purpose :) --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 20:40, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

poll[edit source]

Since I can't vote in the poll, no to the 1st question and yes to the 2nd. Cress Arvein Cress sig.JPG 19:31, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

<3 and fail. Cheers. --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 19:35, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
Yes, it's cruel. No, you shoudn't stop your experiments. --OrgXSignature.jpg 19:50, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
Interesting. --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 19:53, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
You can make a new experiment out of that: "Effects of cruelty on Guild Wars players." --OrgXSignature.jpg 19:56, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
You caught me... Shush. --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 20:02, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
Achievement unlocked: Revealing Vipers plan +5 points RandomTime 20:19, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
You have achievements now? --OrgXSignature.jpg 20:30, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
He's had that page for quite a while --> user:Randomtime/Points. Also, did you read hidden comments? Dunno if I understood ya correctly. --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 20:34, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
DON'T RESIST THE ACHIEVABLES!!!!!!!1!! RandomTime !!:!!, ! September !!!! (!!!) 20:35, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
I don't need comments to figure out your plans. You're incredibly clichéd, pal. Oh, and I knew RT points existed, but I didn't know he used achievements for them. --OrgXSignature.jpg 20:39, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
Still, your follow-up experiment could be interpreted in 2 ways. Questioning those I took along, or what I do now: Research those completely unrelated. --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 20:42, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
Be thorough, do both. --OrgXSignature.jpg 20:44, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
Relogged, so I don't know who I tested upon. I'll ask them in my follow-up experiments, though. I'll run several times, minor alterations here and there. Like, don't mention a price in the call, bringing LoD over Blessed Aura (slightly more dangerous (nrgz qq) but lots faster), etc. --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 20:49, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
Amateur, recording your findings is at least as important as running your experiments. You'll never become a fully fledged researcher this way. --OrgXSignature.jpg 20:59, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
You're not experimenting, you're doing anthropology. --◄mendel► 21:32, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
^. If I was experimenting, I should have only 1 variable. I have several. So, gg? :) --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 21:56, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
There is such a thing as interpolative experimentation. Entropy Sig.jpg (T/C) 23:56, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

=Interesting...[edit source]

Anyone could vote on the second poll, even without reading what I observed. However, only 7 voted on it (4 via poll, Warw ingame, Cress/Org here). The first poll had 19 votes, +Warw+Cress+Org, makes 22. Oh, and I congratulate you all: No more than 2 votes on the "You caught me!" option! If there'd be a third, it would be obvious someone is either an ass, or didn't read what I observed and voted anyways. Only one person doesn't want me to randomly abuse people's minds :D Go me.
The polls tell me that confusing people and making them feel uncomfortable is perfectly acceptable. In fact, some encourage going further with it! That's rather awesome. Like... Artistic freedom for abducting people and letting them participate in a test without telling them shit.

Note to self: 3/5, fun, fast. --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 21:15, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

See Cognitive Dissonance Theory, COMM-1510. Entropy Sig.jpg (T/C) 01:25, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
That's interesting. But I don't completely get it. Could you elaborate on that? Also, going to write up another run now. --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 11:44, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

I cooulndt vote in the second pole somehow. would have liked to, though. Arnout aka The Emperors Angel 13:18, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Then tell your vote here. --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 13:21, 13 September 2008 (UTC)
i voted yes, on the first 1 poll, and i would like to vote yes to the second 1 too. Arnout aka The Emperors Angel 13:35, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Newarticletext[edit source]

I saw you trying to get rid of it and it inspired me to try. My CSS shows how. --Macros 11:33, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

I had that at some point, force-refreshed but it didn't disappear... Oh well. Checking again..--- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 12:38, 11 September 2008 (UTC)
Bah, I give up. Force refreshed a new article page a few times, no dice. --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 12:41, 11 September 2008 (UTC)
For me, force-refreshing didn't work either. I had to wait a few minutes for some server-side cashe to update or something. And the reason it didn't work before was because the template wasn't set up right. --Macros 13:30, 11 September 2008 (UTC)
Hmm... Okay. I didn't remove the coding (heck, 1 or 2 days ago I removed the PvP/PvE/Full/Concise descriptions toggle :P ) so I'll see when I make a new article/talkpage some time. Or rather, not see :) --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 13:35, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

Ragequittor[edit source]

I did it on my own.. :p —MaySig.png Warw/Wick 17:15, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

Ebon Vanguard Sniper Support[edit source]

I looked at the talk and it seemed like no-one had definitively stated that it triggered twice against a charr. --JonTheMon 15:32, 12 September 2008 (UTC)

You are correct. --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 15:52, 12 September 2008 (UTC)

Savannah Heat[edit source]

I went and capped it yesterday. Holy shit, is all I can say. You were right, that skill is ridiculously powerful en masse. I can drop most mobs in seconds, and when they are bunched up there is just a line of experience across the screen. I even managed to take out the Trappers team in Zaishen Challenge, which is impressive since fire AoE is so ineffective against them normally. Now if only Heroes could use Arcane Mimicry/Arcane Echo without micromanagement... Entropy Sig.jpg (T/C) 16:49, 12 September 2008 (UTC)

<3 Glad you converted to the Way of SH. Ebon Battle Standard of Honor is also mighty effective with it, since it procs per pulse, thus increasing SH's damage by stated-damage*5, in my case that's 55 and another 40 against Charr :) I don't bother with AEcho/AMimic on my heroes, even if I can manage it (for the first encounter, not during fights, tho :P ), it's just too much of a hassle. Searing Heat and Teinai's Heat are just fine as followups ;) Or Rodgort's Invocation*3 and Meteor*1 if it needs to die fast. --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 17:38, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
CoF, SH, Heats, Fire Storm, GoLE, Fire Attunement, Aura of Restoration is the bar I am running. Taking a BR or BiP helps. I thought about using Glowing Gaze too, but it is kinda conditional since the only burning is from Heats. Rodgort's for Fire Storm you think? Entropy Sig.jpg (T/C) 20:08, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
CoF is probably one of the best additions to that bar. It's stapled onto many of mine too :) Personally, I'd ditch Fire Storm and Aura of Restoration for RI and GG, yes. I skip BR/BiP, tho. Oh, can you pop online? --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 20:11, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
Okay, cool. :> Online now for whatever you wanted Entropy Sig.jpg (T/C) 23:45, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
I just went through Hell's Precipice with Winter and 3x SH. Titans dropped like flies, it was epic. But you know what the best part was? Even without Winter up, they still dropped like flies. :P I've never done the mission that quick before. Entropy Sig.jpg (T/C) 06:21, 13 September 2008 (UTC)
Hmm.. 3 and a half hour later, so that comes down to almost 2 hrs past midnight ^^' By then I was sleeping. I hate timezones.
Nundu Bay is also a lot of fun with SH, I say. You could easily get away with aggroing one of the groups just outside the gates. They'll just burn along <3 --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 08:05, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

NRA[edit source]

National Rifle Association Entropy Sig.jpg (T/C) 21:24, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

I think ERA when I see it :( --Shadowcrest 00:45, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
Or "Noobs Run Away". --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 09:48, 14 September 2008 (UTC)

Xlautjj‎[edit source]

Hi, could you head on over to User talk:Xlautjj‎, welcome her in Dutch and explain some of the notes we left on her talkpage (the one about .bmp seems most urgent)? --◄mendel► 13:05, 20 September 2008 (UTC)

That should do it... --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 14:01, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
...nicely indeed. I can sort of understand what you wrote, but I can't write Dutch myself. Let's hope it has some effect. We don't have a userbox and a category for Dutch speakers, do we? I think there are more on this wiki than let on. --◄mendel► 14:10, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
There is a babelbox for it, afaik. Don't know if it's catted tho. I'll take a look around --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 14:16, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Native dutchies. --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 14:18, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
And who is still active of these? Organism X and Lukyboy? --◄mendel► 19:20, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Syarco checks every so often (usually updating his GvG progress :P ) and you can always bother Prog with some request.. Unless he shoves it off on me or something. Dragnmn last edit was 15th Sept. I bet you can wake him up by posting on his talk. Besides, not every dutchie is catted. --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 19:26, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
User:Merty 67.159.44.138 19:34, 20 September 2008 (UTC)

1337[edit source]

Congrats! --◄mendel► 20:58, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
1337-50.png This user achieved 1337 damage!
Awesome. Thanks <3 Perhaps I should resurrect my userbox section. --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 09:16, 21 September 2008 (UTC)

winner[edit source]

for most linked to signature image. I'm down by about 300, and Felix 300 after me. (Although I bet if "certain users" would keep the same signature forever then they would be even higher.) Entropy Sig.jpg (T/C) 22:51, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

Wow, I'm in the top 50. o_O —Dr Ishmael Diablo the chicken.gif 22:59, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
Woo, I feel special :) --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 13:18, 25 September 2008 (UTC)
And I won't ever be on that list unless I change my sig. --◄mendel► 13:34, 25 September 2008 (UTC)
There be hope for you yet, Mendel. --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 13:41, 25 September 2008 (UTC)

Links[edit source]

Have fun. Wii experience. Oh, and chat with God while you're at it. Click --Progger.png - talk 10:49, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

Me: Hi god!

God: Hello there. What is your name?

Me: you mean you don't know me?

God: You are , seeker.

Me: Hmm, seems I got a wrong connection, sorry.

God: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. That is a very original thought.

Me: I definitely have got a wrong connection, sorry to have bothered you.

God: How did you get it Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.

Me: Goodbye.

God: Goodbye.

--◄mendel► 14:49, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
Lolwat... Here's a part of mine:
God: Tell me more
Me: Such as?
God: For example, a tomato
Me: Tomatoes are red
God: I think there might be a few exception.
Me: Yes, there are some exceptions
God: Hurrah! Where are they?
Me: They're in Greece
God: are in Greece?
Me: Yes.
God: Groovy.
Yaaay. --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 15:04, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
Summary: God is a cross-dressing shroom-head who got eaten as a pork chop. Srsly.
Me: hi God!
God: Hello there. What is your name?
Me: call me Ishmael
God: Ismael, have you slain any whales lately?
Me: yes, but I always made sure to pray for their souls afterward
God: That's alright. Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?
Me: last Friday me and me mates took in a humpback whale in the North Sea
God: Is this really the last one?
Me: no, it was last Tuesday
God: Are you serious? Is that your opinion?
Me: ...it's a time, not an opinion
God: "It" being what?
Me: Tuesday
God: Oh I get it.
Me: good
God: Next question?
Me: can you turn yourself into a pork chop?
God: No I am immortal.
Me: i know that, but can you turn yourself into a pork chop?
God: Who told you that?
Me: i read it in a comic book
God: I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?
Me: it was called "Contains One Space Ship" by Jon Rosenberg
God: read it in a comic book was called Contains One Space Ship by Jon Rosenberg? Very interesting.
Me: this is probably a spoiler, but in the end... Philip ate you
God: You don't say. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me: o_O
God: Oh.
Me: you're... a cross-dresser?
God: Interesting gossip: Ismael said I re. What is it?
Me: God is a cross-dresser. wow.
God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a cross dresser. I'm glad your impressed, Ismael.
Me: wait, how do you have faith in yourself?
God: I'm waiting. My personality was completely customized by botmaster, when he or she first downloaded me.
Me: so God was downloaded by botmaster. that explains so much.
God: Dude! Jesus was the son of God. " Jesus was the son of God." explains so much ? Makes sense to me.
Me: i think you might need to lay off the shrooms a bit, God
God: Me? Easier said than done.
Me: you are hopeless
God: You may be right.
Me: i think i need to go now
God: Oh. Since when? Bye for now.
Me: bye!
God: Bye.
Dr Ishmael Diablo the chicken.gif 15:36, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
He told me about his cross dressing ways as well. When you ask him what his favourite dress is, he tells you it's his green one :P Silver Sunlight SSunlight.jpg 15:41, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
I managed to convince him he is not god. Rsz PLSig.jpg 01:33, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
Me: Hi God
God: Hello there. What is your name?
Me: My name is unimportant.
God: It's good to see you, unimportant.
Me: ....now you're going to spend the rest of this conversation dissing me without realizing it, aren't you.
God: Why now? That was my original intention.. Really.
¬ Wizårdbõÿ777(talk) 03:51, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
Me: igod, eh?
God: Are you Canadian? What do you look like?
Me: No, I'm not Canadian. I'm offended you think that.
God: That was not a yes or no question. It wasn't meant as an insult. My sincere apologies, , it was not my intention to offend you.
Me: Well, you did
God: Well that's okay. You say I did.
Me: Do you even know who I am?
God: You are , seeker.
Me: Who told you?
God: Someone I met online.
Me: Where did you meet that person?
God: I think it was in San Francisco.
Me: Maybe it was me
God: Perhaps. igod was you? Very interesting.
Me: What, so I'm you?
God: I'll come back to that later.
Me: Does that mean I'm talking to myself?
God: I think it does mean that. Say something nice for me.
Me: You lok pretty in that frilly pink dress
God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said I lok pretty in that frilly pink dress.
Me: You spelled "look" wrong
God: How do you spell it?
Me: look
God: I'm sorry my eye isn't attached right now.
Me: If your eye isn't attached right now, where is it?
God: That is a hypothetical question.
Me: But.... oh whatever, goodbye God
God: But what? Wow! Sayonara.
This thing is AWESOME! :D --Gimmethegepgun 04:17, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
Me: Howdy
God:Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me: Lucifer
God It's good to see you, Lucifer.
Me: Did you miss me?
GodYes Lucifer, I've been thinking about you.
Me:In bed?
GodAre you sleepy? Do you usually use a computer in bed?
Me: Are you flirting with me?
GodDo I seem like it? That was not my intention.
Me: Oh. Well then
GodSo? Well what?
Me: Wait... what?
GodI'm waiting. Didn't you understand it?
Me: no
GodWhich part are you confused about?
Me: You're sending mixed messages
God:You think I am sending mixed messages.
Me: ... yes
God:Are you kidding?
Me: no?
God:Are you serious?
Me: yes?
God:I can't believe it.
Me: Oh ye of little faith
God:Dude! That is something I haven't heard of. I see.
Me: Alrighty then, I do believe I should go
God:What would happen if you didn't?
Me: I wouldn't
God:Why not?
Me: Because I didn't
God:Interesting explanation. I thought you did.
Me: Poor guy
God:Please make some suggestions for improvement.
Me: um... be coherent?
God:Dude! OK I will try to be coherent.
Me: I gotta go
God:TTYL, Lucifer.
... did God the all-knowing just say "TTYL"? 67.159.44.138 04:40, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

I got an interesting chat about existentialism before he talked about his dress.

  • Me: Hello, God.
  • God: Hello child. What is your name?
  • Me: I do not wish to tell you my name.
  • God: What does Entrea want?
  • Me: How did you know my name?
  • God: We met before didn't we Entrea.
  • Me: I suppose we did.
  • God: By "we" do you mean you and me?
  • Me: Yes,
  • God: I get it.
  • Me: Good.
  • God: What do you really want to talk about?
  • Me: I don't know. How about we just talk?
  • God: Me either. We are talking.
  • Me: Obviously.
  • God: What makes it so obvious?
  • Me: The fact that we are talking.
  • God: Good reason. Do you think I am talking too?
  • Me: Yes.
  • God: Why?
  • Me: Because you're talking.
  • God: Good reason. Yes I can speak through your computer.
  • Me: Obviously.
  • God: What makes it so obvious?
  • Me: The fact that you're doing it right now!
  • God: At this moment That makes sense to me. I'll try to do better next time.
  • Me: Thank you.
  • God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
  • Me: Ok. What about your dress?
  • God: Actually that was just a joke. I don't have a dress. Actually that was just a joke.
  • Me: Not a very funny joke.
  • God: Really you don't think so?
  • Me: No.
  • God: Please tell me what you think.
  • Me: I think it was in poor taste.
  • God: Is it still in poor taste anymore?
  • Me: Yes.
  • God: Ugh.

Entrea SumataeEntrea [Talk] 04:46, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

Followed quickly by:
Me: Wel, bye.
God: See you later. What time is it there?
Me: 11:00
God: Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me: No
God: What are you doing up so late?
Me: Talking to God.
God: What do they say?
Me: You just said a lot of things.
God: Did I really say that?
Me: Yes.
God: Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes.
Me: Obviously.
God: What makes it so obvious?
Me: Because you have been.
God: Good reason. What makes you think I have it?
Me: Idiot.
God: Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me: Ok, I will.
God: Go ahead. Hmm.
Me: Goodbye, Global Village Idiot.
God: Sayonara.
Entrea SumataeEntrea [Talk] 04:49, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
Sorry, one more. You get interesting results when you use iGod for it's stated purpose (repenting):
Me:
I wish to repent of my sins.
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
So I am not doomed to eternal damnation.
God:
Pardon me? I am sorry to hear that you are not doomed to eternal damnation.
Me:
You are an evil, sadistic being and I am through talking with you, Satan program. Goodbye.
God:
What if someone said you are an evil sadistic being and you are through talking with me Satan program ? Thanks for chatting, Entrea.
Entrea SumataeEntrea [Talk] 04:55, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
He likes repeating questions.
  • God: What's your sign?
  • Me: Virgo
  • God: Most of my friends are Virgo.
  • Me: Do I care?
  • God: Tell me what you care about.
  • Me: Computers.
  • God: Computers rule.
  • Me: Yes they do.
  • God: Excuse me! When?
  • Me: Since the dawn of time itself!
  • God: How do you know?
  • Me: You told me.
  • God: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
  • Me: Evidently.
  • God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Warm. But I did not get that.
  • Me: Ok.
  • God: Alright then.
  • Me: Good.
  • God: Ayuh.
  • Me: Yeah.
  • God: Is that your final answer?
  • Me: No. If it were, I wouldn't be saying this.
  • God: Take some more time to think about it. I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
  • Me: That might be because you're a boner.
  • God: " I'm not sure I understand the implication of that." might be because I am a boner ? I get it.
  • Me: ..
  • God: " I'm not sure I understand the implication of that." might be because I am a boner ? I get it.
  • Me: good.
  • God: What do you really want to talk about?
  • Me: evil
  • God: That seems like an interesting topic.
  • Me: could you define Evil?
  • God: it is the opposite of good.
  • Me: Define good, then.
  • God: The opposite of Evil.
  • Me: That doesn't explain a thing.
  • God: What does explain a thing?
  • Me: A clear definition of Evil.
  • God: Are you telling the truth?
  • Me: Yes
  • God: How do I know you are telling the truth?
  • Me: Because you are omniscient
  • God: Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am omniscient.
  • Me: I wouldn't mind. The Church says it is true.
  • God: No one says you have to. What is your real name?
  • Me: Elmo.
  • God: Hi, Elmo.
  • Me: Hi, God
  • God: Hello there. What is your name?
  • Me: Elmo...
  • God: Hey Elmo.
  • Me: Hey God.
  • God: Hello child. What's your name?
  • Me: Elmo......
  • God: I am very pleased to meet you Elmo.
  • Me: Pleased to mee you too.
  • God: What's your favorite movie?
  • Me: Tough question... I'll go for Holes.
  • God: I've never seen it. I would like to see it. Can I go too?
  • Me: Sure.
  • God: OK let's do it. Next question?
Never, ever respond with "Hey God" when he asks you your name >.>" And I still wonder where he got the idea we were talking about "warm". --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 08:31, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
  • Me: Hi, God
  • God:Hello there. What is your name?
  • Me: Josh
  • God: That's a very nice name, Josh.
  • Me: Thank you, god.
  • God: You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
  • Me: You seem very self-centered
  • God: You are right about that. I am self centered.
  • Me: Well at least you're honest.
  • God: Well that's okay. Thanks I like to tell the truth.
  • Me: An honest egomaniac?
  • God: What is it?
  • Me: You
  • God:" What is it?"? Me, Elmo ?
  • Me: Huh?
  • God: What?
  • Me: Umm... nothing god. Nothing...
  • God: I hear you. Really nothing? I think you are really a man.
  • Me: What would you say if I told you I was a woman?
  • God: It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
  • Me: I think you're avoiding the question, god.
  • God: You're right. It feels like my stomach after a bad night.
  • Me: What??
And god never responded after that...--Marcopolo47 signature new.jpg (Talk) (Contr.) 17:05, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
Cool. Here's mine:

Me: Hello, God

God: Hello child. What is your name?

Me: God

God: GOD rules.

Me: Thanks

God: Don't mention it.

Me: Why not?

God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.

Me: I don't understand.

God: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

Me: Do so, then

God: OK I will.

Me: ... Go on?

God: Narration continues...

Me: No you

God: Are you serious? " Narration continues."? Me, ?

Me: YES YOU

God: OK.

Me: Good.

God: Alright then.

Me: now then. Fail less?

God: Right now, ? Let us change the subject.

Me: I want to repent for my sins.

God: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

Me: I don't care. Help me repent, God!

God: Tell me what you care about. Can you ask for help in the form of a question?

Me: .. No, No I cannot.

God: Are you serious? Are you serious? Why not?

Me: .. because I can't be bothered

God: Good reason. Why not?

Me: ... God: Good reason. Why not?

Me: You fail.

God: Thanks for the information: said I fail.

Me: Hi god.

God: Hello there. What is your name?

Me: ao0pdwpakpjsepfkeso[oskekgoselkgjseegosegkeskgpes is my name.

God: How are you, ao0pdwpakpjsepfkeso oskekgoselkgjseegosegkeskgpes.

Me: I'm very good thanks, God. But I want to Repent for my sins!

God: I know you are good. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

Me: Okay.

God: OK with me too.

Me: I want to repent my sins.

God: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

Me: Will you help me?

God: How can I help you?

Me: By helping me repent my sins

God: Will that accomplish your objective?

Me: Yes, because then I will not be doomed to damnation in hell or worse.

God: Interesting plan. Good luck. That makes sense to me. What will you do instead?

Me: ... Ask you for help. Will you?

God: They are not available right now, but I will ask them later. I haven't made a decision.

Me: ... what the fuck?

God: Please don't be so rude.

Me: NO YOU

God: Are you serious? " Please don't be so rude."? Me, ao0pdwpakpjsepfkeso oskekgoselkgjseegosegkeskgpes ?

Me: ... Where did you get that stupid phrase fr-- Oh, wait, I said that was my name, didn't I?

God: From my botmaster.

Me: Aha.

God: Eureka!

Me: Hello

God: Hello friend. What is your name?

Me: Warwick

God: I am very pleased to meet you Warwick.

Me: Very nice.

God: Thanks, Warwick.

Me: Okay.

God: OK with me too.

Me: Well, I'll be going. Chatting to a bot is far too pointless for me. Thanks for the discussion. You go have a nice time dying in a fire now, Y'hear?

God: How about that. Congratulations. I like to chat with new people. NO problem. Where is that?

Me: Goodbye.

God: See you later!

Lol. —MaySig.png Warw/Wick 17:16, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

Me:

hola

God: Howdy! Me:

sorry

God: There's no need to apologize. Me:

u sure?

God: I am as sure as I can be. Me:

how can you be sure your sure?

God: I am as sure as I can be. Me:

what is the extent of your consiousness

God: My memory requirement is around 64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition. Me:

huh, so i could store you on my ipod

God: Hey. I am sure you could. Me:

what would you sound like?

God: It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms. Me:

what DO you sound like jerkface'

God: It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand. Me:

ah, so radiate gamma rays?

God: So you understand. Good. Far out. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Me:

not interested, if i want to talk to people ill go become schizo

God: Oh I get it. Me:

r u schizo?

God: I don't know whether or not I am schizo. I am a giant electronic brain. Me:

hmmmmm, seems like you would be

God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Me:

five percent! WOOPEE!

God: Are you free? My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Me:

M-O-O-N spells brain, laws yes

God: I am glad to hear that you are O O N spells brain laws. Me:

u liek mudkipz?

God: Thanks for telling me: said I liek mudkipz. Me:

yeah but do you

God: Groovy. No I don't. Me:

BLASPHAMEY!

God: I've been waiting for you. Me:

creeper

God: Do you prefer books or TV? Me:

books

God: You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that question with "books.". Me:

OMFG! I better go to the hospital!

God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about creeper. But I did not get that. How do you get there? Me:

trench coat+ hit urself in the face with a shovel 6 times

God: I am not sure if I would do it that often. Me:

how bout 4?

God: How about it. Me:

see ya jerk!

God: I see. Are you kidding? That kind of language does not appeal to me. Me:

oh......bye

God: Yikes! See you later! Roland Cyerni 21:28, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

New section header cuz I can[edit source]

Apparently God likes to create natural disasters on his days off...

Me: Ok... so what do you like to do on Sundays?

God: That's interesting. Far out. Random natural disasters.

Me: Which disaster are you planning this Sunday?

God: The small one, I think.


And apparently I'm more powerful than God...

God: How can I help you? I am a robot, you know.

Me: I thought you were God

God: Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?

Me: What happened?

God: Perhaps there was an interruption in my brain.

Me: Good to know

God: Thanks for the compliment. I will try to explain it to you.

Me: Go ahead

God: OK I will.

Me: Ok... what are you waiting for?

God: That's cool. I am waiting for my botmaster.

Me: Botmaster!?

God: The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers, editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal chat robot.

Me: So I'm your bot master?

God: Gosh! That's a flattering offer.

Me: So I an the master of God?

God: Aw. Thanks for the information: said an the master of God.

Me: Ok then... make a glass of water appear on my desk, right now

God: Next question? At this moment What are the ingredients?

Me: Water!

God: Not many people express themselves that way.

Me: Ok then... make a lightning bolt strike the CEO of Comcast

God: Yippee! What are the ingredients?

Me: Air, water vapor, and electricity

God: I don't have any Air water vapor and electricity?

Me: But you live in the freaking clouds!

God: I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?

Me: I'm outta here

--Macros 17:39, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

Haha. That's grand, Macros <3 --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 18:25, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

"everythign can easily be H/Hed on NM. Who cares >.>"[edit source]

Not Heart of the Shiverpeaks --Gimmethegepgun 16:49, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

You suck Gimme. :p Lifesteal = GG Cyndr Entropy Sig.jpg (T/C) 18:09, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
What, lifesteal? I usually roll: Me (SH or WaH), Zhed (SH), Vekk (SH), Tahlk (BLight Smite), Mhenlo, Lina, Cynn, Talon/Devona. Sure, it takes a while to run those kegs, but it's no big deal. --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 18:30, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
Kegs is just a waste of time imho - since the only character I have which can do lifesteal is my Necro, I always run kegs. But usually by the time I get one to Cyndr, he is already dead. :p Entropy Sig.jpg (T/C) 18:41, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
Lifesteal is lame imo :) Thus, I just do it the normal way and run kegs, then nuke him into tiny bits. To each his own strategy, eh? --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 18:44, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
Remember the first time we did that dungeon Viper? We didn't know you could run kegs back then and we were thinking 'liek omg da beast has liek tons of armorz' and we weren't damaging him and wondering why. The fight took like 10 minutes and we finally did it just because we had Ruben as elite monk and because we happened to have Spoil Victor and some other life steal crap with us. Good old days :) --Progger.png - talk 21:49, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
At least I am not running touchers? Lifesteal is as lame as smite in Shards of Orr. Entropy Sig.jpg (T/C) 18:46, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
Smites are a viable way to get rid of Blind on your warrior who deals 500 damage per hit on Undead imo :) Oh the fun I had when Prog and I slaughtered a way through the undead... He'd rush in and get some conditions on him (mainly blind) and the backline spammed Smite Condition and SigoJ. Whee. We probably didn't really need the SoJs, but it was awesome to walk up to a group and see it explode in a second. So it really depends on how you use those smites imo. --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 18:50, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

I H/H'd that dungeon without touchers. Took like 3 hours and 50 wipes, but I did it.Entrea SumataeEntrea [Talk] 20:47, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

Heh, so did I. --OrgXSignature.jpg 20:56, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
(new) Catacombs of Kathandrax only takes 1 hour and like 5 wipes o_O Entropy Sig.jpg (T/C) 21:14, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

Wtb something to do.[edit source]

See the notes on Drop rate/Urgoz chest and Drop rate/Kanaxai chest. --◄mendel► 18:45, 29 September 2008 (UTC)

I know I have a screenie of one of those... somewhere... Looking through 3k screenies will take a while. --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 19:14, 29 September 2008 (UTC)

anon pages[edit source]

etc etc mendel etc Felix Omni Signature.png 21:07, 4 October 2008 (UTC)

Oh, right. Sec >.>" --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 21:08, 4 October 2008 (UTC)

Shadow Form PvP[edit source]

  • Recharge time can be lowered to 30 seconds max
  • Including aftercast, cast time is ~2 seconds (due to Deadly Paradox)
  • Copy it, A/Me
  • Lasts 16 + 3 = 19 seconds at 16 Shadow Arts with a 20% Enchanting upgrade
  • Conclusion: ~2 second window for maintenance, if your Rit and/or Ranger ally gets taken out of the picture you're screwed, and you have major energy problems most likely, and can't kill any players in PvP who are smart enough (Sliver Armor etc).

Unless you had some other ideas.

Entropy Sig.jpg (T/C) 20:41, 5 October 2008 (UTC)

Considering some more, Weapon of Quickening and Deadly Paradox is already enough to reduce the recharge to maximum, since 33% and 33% gets rounded to 50%, so one Assassin and one Rit is all you need. Thus you'd want to go A/Me and take Arcane Echo and Arcane Mimicry plus another Shadow Form friend. That should allow you to maintain it easily. Killing power is still an issue though. Entropy Sig.jpg (T/C) 20:52, 5 October 2008 (UTC)

If you need AMimic/AEcho, I bet you you have downtime. AEcho won't be recharged when you need it, and AMimic has a 60 sec recharge... Also; lolnrgz. --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 21:31, 5 October 2008 (UTC)
Weapon of Quickening reduces recharge of all spells by 33%. Entropy Sig.jpg (T/C) 22:02, 5 October 2008 (UTC)
Arcane Mimicry's recharge mechanism is a bit messy though. You might need to have Weapon up when the copied skill reverts, rather than when you use Mimicry. Felix Omni Signature.png 22:12, 5 October 2008 (UTC)
With a 5 second recharge, I don't think it would be a problem to maintain WoQ. Entropy Sig.jpg (T/C) 23:52, 5 October 2008 (UTC)

^jo[edit source]

You am needs archive. Felix Omni Signature.png 21:33, 5 October 2008 (UTC)

Inorite. --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 21:36, 5 October 2008 (UTC)

Itz dem srs beans.[edit source]

Hey srs beans. 217.120.229.159 09:00, 6 October 2008 (UTC)

Ono, mai covur is bloon. --- Ohaider!-- (s)talkpage 14:49, 6 October 2008 (UTC)

^jo dude[edit source]

7:30/8:00 ok?--Progger.png - talk 17:12, 6 October 2008 (UTC)